beastlyman gideon

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.

Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.

by stlcards2life November 12, 2011

tyler beasley

a tall, redneck, mullet wearing kuntry boy

here comes that tyler beasley!

by oofenshmurtz June 5, 2018

Baseline

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.

Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.

by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010

beastly bandit

Frefers to someone of extreme awsomeness that was known after the original The Notorious B15

G-Daddy: Damn "ninja" I just saw iron man that guy is a total Beastly Bandit
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original

by The Bandit, B15 June 27, 2008

Basel

a cool, hot, sexy boy that gets all the girls. Also a name that means not being afraid of anything and being realy strong.

Basel is responsible

by om124ar June 21, 2017

beaselberry

Generally has a large set of watermelons...Invented on June 8'th 1989...Will Generally show for money

BeaselBerry's Berries are very nice.

by Ofelia Cox June 30, 2008

Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.

by Skraggles January 11, 2008