bear

Robotic government agent created to keep people away from specific hidden government facilities.

Shhhhh... I see a bear over there. The government must have something to hide in this area.

by beniolenio July 19, 2019

bears

The greates threat to America (and therefore the democratic world).

I you don't believe that bears are the greatest threat, obviously you haven't paid attention to the source of all facts, Stephen Colbert!

by K3n7 August 02, 2006

bears

Hairy gay men. In September 2007 in Melkweg Amsterdam there was the first Mr FurBall Election. You could choose Mr Furball from the hairy candidates.

FurBall is the Amsterdam Hairy Men Dance Party ... for all kind of hairy and butch men. This party attracts Bears, musclebears, otters, cubs, (smooth) admirers and everybody who likes hairy men. Check out the famous bear band bearforce 1!

by Kaptain E-Glow October 18, 2007

Bear

Bear. Big roary thingy that hibernates.

I wanted to go on a bike ride today, only my ankle was kinda stiff and sore and there's a bear in my neighborhood.

by iabast May 26, 2020

Bear

Facts from studying bears

1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!

Holy shit there's a fucking bear, better get the fuck away.

by NinjaTodd December 31, 2014

bear

A word that can be added to almost any name in attempt to make it sound cuter.

An easy way to create a nickname

These flowers are gorgeous, thanks joshbear!

by Trace002 May 23, 2011

-bear

an affixed term used to further enrich or denounce a person's first or last name; most commonly applied to those easily agitated or those that show "bear"-like qualities

Where the hell is Davey-Bear tonight?
Wow, look how bear.. Mary-Bear is right now.

by Noticeably Anonymous May 23, 2005