beanstalk

Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.

Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!

by mc rb May 1, 2007

Beanstalk

When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.

P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK

by Beanstalk noodle moo October 3, 2017

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

Bean Talk

The Mexican dialect being spoken and or heard by a white person

Can you hear those beaners speaking that bean talk? Disgusting

by Vucken April 21, 2018

beanstalk

a tall manly woman.

DAMN, Anna Bectold is a fucking beanstalk !!

by anna beanstalk bechtold October 25, 2008

Beanstalk

A cute and tall guy

Blaizen is a beanstalk.

by gayshit726 May 9, 2020