beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019

BeanThatDude

Bean Is that dude, he very cool, humble he is nice unless you cross the line, he is loyal and quiet and charming he’s very small and handsome but comes in a big package. Very unpredictable/ spontaneous . he’ll even give you his limbs if you needed it, I mean he is BeanThatDude.
Dude on the corner: is that Bean That Dude walking down the street.

Other dude on the corner: yea that’s Bean that dude, let’s go walk up to him and ask him for a couple bucks. He real asf.

Both Dudes on the corner: wassam Bean you’ll lend us a couple dollars BeanThatDude?

BeanThatDude: You know I got y’all we from the same block city and we grew up together.

Two dudes that was on the corner: That’s why they call him BeanThatDude

by Uzi_Murk2 July 15, 2022

Beaniellis

When someone is in the beanie arc again in their life and start playing emo song.

Beaniellis, again? With the glasses too?

by apple1010 March 8, 2023

Beanie straighten

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

beatitude

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.

That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.

by Jjazz December 17, 2013

San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017