beakerville

A workplace full of beaknic's that make you slap your forehead in disgust.

How was your day today honey? "I could not wait to get out of beakerville today".

by tatorcreator October 21, 2010

Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

beaker sqeeker

A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker.

Timothy Gay is a beaker squeaker.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

Beaked

The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.

Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

by IRVEN January 19, 2009

beaker

A derogatory name for a KU fan.

KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker

by aTiGeRfAn January 30, 2009

dont be fake

Don't be fake means doing something to your friend that is hypocritical or doing something that you wouldn't normally do to a friend like not sharing food or not going somewhere when your friends want your too.

Me: Hey can I have a piece of your cookie?

Friend: No buy your own.
Me: dont be fake man

by OddFuture23 December 9, 2016

beyakeo

to party down, to have a blast, to get down and naughty

Let's go to the beyakeo tonight!

by Beyakeo.net November 5, 2007