Ausverian panzer battalion

To gather the comrades in a circle around toy soldiers and jerk off like your dick and balls are a tank. (Not gay)

Me and Herr Islamabad did the Ausverian panzer battalion last night

by Laptevograd hood thugshaker June 14, 2022

Battalion Commander

Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.

After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.

by Charlie Survivor September 24, 2013

battaglia

this word is Italian for battle. It is also North East American (more specifically State Collegian) English for an ugly fat whore who is so depressed about how no one likes her that she acts like a giant bitch to people for absolutely no reason. The origins of the term are unknown. women describable by this term can be found lurking in dunkin donuts downtown in State College, Pennsylvania

Dude: you see that fat bitch over there? she's jealous of your girlfriend and made fun of her for being persian!

Dude 2: wow what a battaglia

by SC1234567891011 May 21, 2011

Battalion

A military unit which comprise of roughly 500 to 1000 soldiers. They can be identified with 2 slashes above a rectangle in military sign language. Battalion is rarely use for other units except Infantry, Artillery and Tanks. A battalion is subdivided into companies of soldiers, each numbering 50 to 250 soldiers.

The 16th Infantry Battalion have smashed through the enemy defences!

by Spoonich September 12, 2021

Battalion

A crapload of soldiers leaded by a lieutenant corporal, and subdivided into a number of companies.

The US army fought the Battalion of German soldiers.

by Kamchatka boi April 17, 2022

Keyboard Battalion

A person or a group of teenage military larpers, mainly russian/ ukrainian supporters, who go on online posts about a conflict (mainly ukraine war) and spams a bunch of shit stating they support _____ from _____ and proceed to turn into panty shitters if anybody disagrees or call them out

Youtube Video
Ukrainian GoPro footage captures moment when Russian blah blah blah blah blah blah

1. GLORY TO RUSSIA FROM UKRAINE 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
2. Jesus fucking christ here comes the Keyboard Battalion

by pantysooker March 12, 2023

Steel Battalioning

The act of playing a game or using a device precisely at the time of your visitors’ arrival, that you otherwise wouldn’t be playing or using, to create the illusion that you frequently use said game or device and made a good purchase decision

He doesn’t actually play with that thing; he was just steel battalioning so we wouldn’t point out that he wasted $150.

by anonymous February 27, 2024