Batisim

5th grade, we had a group activity and a girl spelt "baptism" wrong

Batisim brought a pencil in PE class

by veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenus September 7, 2022

Booty baptism

The act of loosing ones virginity.

Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.

by sajamas January 29, 2014

Basism

The religious practice of following the diety #BaseddGod, sometimes even to an extreme.

Anthony: Hey, John, what's your religion?
John: Basism
Anthony: Wtf is that?
John: ?!?!?!?!?! omgwtf, it's where you let #baseddgod fuck your bitch. He has swag to the maximum, swag on a hundred thousand, hundred trillion, OH god damn #baseddgod...

by MaryCherryPoppins March 22, 2012

jizzim babtism

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.

After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !

by K_ Dubb0061 June 5, 2005

batsman

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

Comparable to a batter in baseball.

The batsman just hit the ball straight out of the ground!!

by LGD May 10, 2004

Batiman

patwa-basically a batiman is a homosexual. it is used a s a dis an tings like dat.

Batiman go suck yu moda...batiman doh touch me....

by Badman Ja May 21, 2006

Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.

Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here

by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009