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Bat Cave It

Pressing the garage door opener just within range of home, and with perfect timing, in order to facilitate a 'slow roll' of your car inside the garage, thereby avoiding obligatory social interaction with annoying neighbors. As soon as the car is fully inside the garage, the opener is immediately pressed again from within the car to close the garage door, before the engine is even cut.
"Yeah, I'm just getting home now. Looks like my douchebag neighbors are out talking to my other douchebag neighbors, so I'm going to 'Bat Cave It'."
by Johnny K. Splifage November 29, 2009
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Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.
I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.
by Zonal K November 28, 2019
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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 4, 2009
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to the bat cave

When a girl is on all fours on the bed during sex and you pull out, scream “TO THE BAT CAVE!” and thrust her off the bed
When I finished last night Sophie went to the bat cave
by Joel McKenna May 19, 2018
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saggy bat cave

a womans virgina that is very loose and saggy
i fucked this woman at the weekend but she did have a saggy bat cave said ravi
by lukeboi December 9, 2006
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Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.
Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.
by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017
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