Bastoni

verb. Bastoni is the equivalent to the meaning of 'a small penis'. This word comes from the legend himself Mr. Bastone who had one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Holy that guy last night had a huge bastoni!!!!

by hgfhgfjhf January 23, 2014

Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?

O noes! It's Bastion!

by Anonymous April 27, 2004

Bastion

Nerf bastion

I wanna be bastion

Nerf bastion

by Lil.bish December 16, 2018

flight to baston

when getting boss head.....A.K.A Dommer Simpson.....

Im looking for a punk rock white bitch to give me a flight to baston....

Where is Dommer simpon at???

by Jeffrey Carter August 22, 2006

bastion main.

now alot of people hate bastion for alot of reasons. now i myself am a bastion main but not because im fat or i have no skill. no i can beat the crap out of u in overwatch. but bastion is a great character for noobs to get the feel of the game and then switch. of course i got addicted to the dopamine hits that u get as a bastion when u shred through people. but he does have uses on defense AND attack! now u might how how the fuck is he useful on attack. well its something thats called KILLING PEOPLE. u see like hanzo he can kill people fast. so if u need to get people off the payload well then pick bastion. trust me i have won hundreds of games bc of this strategy. stop hating on bastion. let people play who they want. one goddamn character isnt going to ruin overwatch. if anything its the community. full of toxic people. so it deters people who cant take all that much hate before shutting down. so it deters newer players and its toxic community reputation is often looked down upon. let people play who they want. and if u say bastion takes no skill, watch Bastion Main. that dudes fucking nuts.

bastion main.- hey did you see that clip by Bastion Main yesterday?

by zeldafans March 25, 2021

baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

by Matt October 13, 2004

Bastion Narrator

pure sex in audio form.

e.g. "I want Bastion Narrator to explicit descriptions redacted."

by PigeonKing October 3, 2017