Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

basting the bread

(v) the act of spreading semen over bread and force feeding it to sexual partner

He said it was low calorie butter, but I think he was basting the bread!

by the wtf effect April 25, 2012

Basting The Turkey

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.

I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

by crima_sauce May 16, 2021

Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

by 46GST March 5, 2010

Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

by Clamer July 26, 2016