The second greatest human in the world. His power almost equals with chief keefs power. He is a true glo boy.
by bastian farivar May 6, 2022

by fuckbastian June 3, 2025

bastian is the cutest funniest smartest guys you could meet, he has pretty eyes and a pretty personality overall. You love the way he talks, smiles and looks you cant get over him because you get emotional and physically attached.
bastian is so good.
by geekedgirl100 March 4, 2024

Bastian is the word for an ancient arabic sex toy that was made for women in the late 70's. It was specially made to mingle between the wrinkly lips of a womans private parts.
by BiggerDiggerNig- November 1, 2023

Our bass player is such a Bastian
by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.
Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…
by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

