lazy bastardizing

When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.

Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.

by Prophet of Confusion April 8, 2008

bobby bastardseed

A man who has children with several women that he does not support, legitimize , or accept responsibility for in anyway.

Bob does not support his children but continues to be a Bobby Bastardseed and spread his semen around the world.Thus creating more bastard children.

by A.J.Kilgus June 10, 2006

bastarditude

The state or quality of being a bastard.

(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)

From the webcomic Treading Ground.

You have no idea the depths of my bastarditude.

by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

bastardise

To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.

Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?

I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.

Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?

Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

bastardization

The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.

I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

The Bastardization of Singapore Math

When foreign countries discreetly incorporate the best of the Singapore math curriculum, such as the bar or stack model method, learning experiences, and big ideas, into their own local curriculum, by adopting it as their stepchild, where cross-fertilization of local and foreign ideas occasionally results in an aha! by-product.

Thanks to the bastardization of Singapore math, the US Common Core Math had given birth to a few beautiful methodological and pedagogical offsprings in math education, much to the delight of local math educators who follow closely how their foreign counterparts are creatively adopting some of the problem-solving visualization strategies.

by Fasters July 19, 2022

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012