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Baseless Triangle 

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").
OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?
Baseless Triangle by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Bailey Jay 

The only human being with a penis that straight males would gladly bang. Also hotter than most women you'll ever meet.
"Hey, did I seriously just catch you fapping to Bailey Jay?"
"Hell yeah! No homo."
Bailey Jay by Bill27 May 25, 2014
A term used on Tennessee message boards as a lament for believing another one of sports radio host Tony Basilio's alleged rumors about the University of Tennessee athletics program. (Developed as a response to his numerous reported rumors that prove untrue and are later removed from his blog.)
Poster 1: Didn't I hear that coach called a special meeting with players today? I heard he may announce his resignation. What happened??

Moderator: There was no meeting today. That rumor was untrue. It is business as usual with coach.

Poster 2: Looks like you were Basilio'd !
Basilio'd by MississipVol December 1, 2011

Baileigh 

Cutest girl ever. Smart and funny. Has the best body, ass and boobs. And even though she gets guys, she's the most loving, caring, & LOYAL girl you'll ever meet. She's very sweet and nice, but not if you eff her over. She's emotional but is also cold hearted. She's THAT girl. ๐Ÿ˜ She's the girl that every guy wants, and every girl wants to be. And she's so humble.
Example #1
Boy #1: is that Beyonce?

Boy #2: na man, thats Baileigh
Boy #1: man, I want her
Boy #2: naw man, she doesn't FW just any guy

Example #2

*Girl #2 walks out dressing room so Girl #1 can see her outfit*
Girl #1: omg girl! Weeeerrrk ๐Ÿ‘

Girl #2: how do I look? Is this okay? >.<
Girl #1: Yesssss ! ๐Ÿ˜
Girl #2: how cute is it? 1 to Baileigh

Girl #1: ooo girl, not a Baileigh, but dang thats cute! IDE give it a 9 ๐Ÿ˜
Baileigh by $o$ July 27, 2014

basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.
1990's three year old:"YEAH!!!!!

Water My Basil Plant 

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.
I'm going to water my basil Plant
Water My Basil Plant by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

bailey ann 

amazing, gorgeous, sexy as hell. if you meet a Bailey ann you better hold her close because she may be quiet but she has a mean best friend. if you meet a bailey you are very lucky.
girl 1: did you meet bailey ann sheโ€™s so shy
girl 2: shut up before her best friend hurts us
bailey ann by annemarie1009 October 26, 2020