Barry Bonds

An individual that can "hit it" with chicks (hit it meaning sex), but only after an injestion of drugs (viagra, etc).

All bet your dads a totall Barry Bonds!

by Carter B. October 18, 2007

Barry Bonds

A great american hero- and hes black!-SCORE!!!

A great baseball player who just added a little more gatorade to his diet than he expected. Barry Bonds!!!

by Scottizzle Swansizzle December 31, 2007

Barry Bonds

In terms of poker, pocket 8s. 8s represent two Bs as in "Barry Bonds."

My aces got cracked on the river. Board came 8,Ace,duece. I had pocket aces and a 6 came on the turn, and 8 came on the river. F'er Barry Bonds on me w/ his pocket 8s.

by C8ro August 10, 2007

Barry Bonds

A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.

“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

Barry Bonds

The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.

Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 1, 2022

Barry Bonds*

A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.

In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."

by Nicholas D January 16, 2008

Barry Bonds yo black ass

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.

Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

by Elroy May 28, 2006