Joffrey Baratheon

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.

"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"

by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017

Ten past bare

A phrase used to represent a long period of time, or a particularly late time.

Guy 1: Dude how late do you wanna stay here till?
Guy 2: I dunno, ten past bare

by coo coo cawho April 28, 2013

Shaving Bareback

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.

Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.

by alisjay January 27, 2013

Baleted

I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

bare travs

Bare travs translates literally as 'an excessive amount of travelling will be required to reach your destination.' See also, bare.

Joe: "Yo Sophie what college you applyin' for?"
Sophie: "Probs Nottingham."
Joe: "Man, that's bare travs!"
Sophie: "seen."

by Joe 'abe' Hall November 5, 2010

bare dickn

Bare Dickn (or bare dick’n) refers to unprotected sexual intercourse without use of a male condom or female condom (does anyone actually use those?). The penis is “bare” and in full glory.

I was bare dickn this hot chick last night. I hope I didn’t get her pregnant or we’ll need to go to the smishsmortion factory.

by Deeznuts2769 January 20, 2018

bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.

by QuacksO July 28, 2019