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Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.
Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.
by Truth and Value September 18, 2022
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Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.
by BortOPotty October 27, 2023
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Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008
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brentalfloss

brentalfloss is a musician who puts lyric to retro-game music, like Punch-Out!!, Zelda, Final Fantasy etc with hilarious results. There is a high probability you will sing-along with him. He is hosted on ScrewAttack and is awesome. And yes, his name is spelt with a lower case b.
Sample brentalfloss lyrics

''Shapes made of four coloured blocks, like a T or a box, come down like falling bricks' (Tetris)

'I, am Mega Man! I got a motherfucking gun for a hand!' (Mega Man 3's opening music)
by MrNickster January 25, 2010
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Brent Peterson

Brent Peterson is a chad of a man running for president. Any sane person would vote for Brent Peterson
Is that Brent Peterson?!?!?! I gotta vote him for president 2024
by The_man_behind_the_sex November 3, 2022
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45 Brenton Terrace

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
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Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.
P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.
by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022
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Barnett

A family tribe that is super legendary. They are so powerful that even the bloods and crips fear them. A girl is super lucky to date one. They are rare and legendary. They are Beasts at gaming and rap in a west coast style
It is used as a last name, n, A family tribe that is super legendary. They are so powerful that even the bloods and crips fear them. A girl is super lucky to date one. They are rare and legendary. They are Beasts at gaming and rap in a west coast style
Wow! It’s a Barnett?!
by Rfhka.hedg.kade September 22, 2019
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