barnyard sodomy

The act of having anal sex with barn yard animals.

The Walton brothers were victims of barnyard sodomy.

by xxXx_jadedragon_xXxx August 13, 2004

Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.

when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born

by comedian314 May 27, 2009

barnyard nigger

Barnyard 1.Nigger, a african american(nigro), 2. Could also be a white-bo hardass,that deals drugs n does drugs, 3.Is either a hardass nigger or born in a barn

(someone yells,)"hey look t that barnyard nigger barack obame!

by steve bink January 10, 2009

bayard

A perfect person that never make mistakes. He or she is alway kind, compassionate and caring and can always be depended on. It is an honor to be a Bayard because they are destined for greatness and riches. They are also as beautiful as kind. everyboyd wants some.

oohh loook at that succesfull and sexy bayard

by Miss Bayard May 17, 2008

spanish barnyard

Combine a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken and you have yourself a Spanish Barnyard. Total cost: $2

Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.

Smoosh down and enjoy.

McDonald's: May I take your order?
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.

by lexisnexis August 4, 2007

Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Barnyard Panties

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.

Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.

by Johnny45 January 20, 2004