ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.

Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.

by nolandc September 9, 2019

Banquet Beast

a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA

Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA

by Howie2day April 6, 2010

roadhouse banquet

the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts

She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.

by Whittine July 13, 2006

banquete

Banquets is full of rich wanna be hoes. Un loyal bitches and skanks. Worse than robstown ova in banquete. The town is smaller than my penis and no one knows where Tf its at on a map. Anyways the fist of this word is that Banquete=Hoe!

anyone will suck your dick in Banquete

by Chiken noodels November 6, 2018

banquim

Subject is/has gay hair

"Delica is such a banquim!"

"BANQUIM"

by Eulonima July 15, 2006

baquoon

to go into a deep state of blackout via mass consumption of alcohol. When one baquoons, a night of mischief, muteness, random sex, and battle scars may follow. Baquoon can also be a noun or adjective.

Bro 1: Dude, Jeff totes baquooned at 5 oclock last night.
Bro 2: No way! He baquooned last week too around 3.

Bro 1: Did you see that girl just stumble down the stairs!
Bro 2: Yea man, she's such a baquoon.

by fratchad July 11, 2010

boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019