drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

bazillion

A context-sensitive (CS) number.

A bazillion marbles could be hundreds to thousands.
A bazillion gunshot wounds could be twelve or thirteen.

by Chuckage September 20, 2005

Billion with a B

What news reporters say when they are discussing dollar amounts in the billions, in order that their slack-jawed redneck viewers don't confuse the word billion for the word million.

News Lady: According to recent reports, the total cost of cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico may exceed 50 billion dollars...

Redneck Viewer: Oh lordie Jesus, 50 million dollars is a whole lotta money. I could but what 4000 cases of beer wit all that

News Lady:.......That's Billion with a B

Redneck Viewer: <speechless>

by Concerned Pedestrian June 11, 2011

Billion

I believe in the UK a "billion" means a million millions (e.g. 10^12 rather than 10^9)

Pretty self-explanatory.

by bob February 6, 2005

Slumdog Billionaire

1) what everyone associated with Slumdog Millionaire is

2) how most people feel after they watch Slumdog Millionaire

3) what winning 8 oscars did to Slumdog Millionaire

1) These actors were barely known to anyone, but after this, they're all going to be Slumdog Billionaires.

2) After her first time watching Slumdog Millionaire, Tori felt like a Slumdog Billionaire, thankful for her movie choice.

3) I can't believe Warner Brothers rejected this film! couldn't they see they would be making Slumdog Billionaires?

by Spydi February 23, 2009