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practice banana

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.
What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.
by Psylicide December 9, 2008
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banana lair

A speedo being worn, especially if the man wearing it is doing pelvic thrusts.
Tonight you will stick your hand down into your banana lair!
by The Elevator Man February 9, 2014
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bananage

When you eat a banana before or after having sex
jess:"I'm gonna go bananage and then I'll be ready for round two"

nick:"Define Bananage!"

jess:"Eat a banana?"

(From New Girl)
by Jess Day November 11, 2013
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banana-fever

Opposite of yellow-fever, banana-fever refers to the fetishization of Asian males by non-Asian women.
Although, Stephanie is of Caucasian descent, she's always had banana-fever after growing up around so many Asian men.
by MonkeyAzzVincent September 12, 2017
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havana banana

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)
Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.
by major Doko June 23, 2009
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banana fish

1. Something that seems like a good idea at the time, but turns out to be a terrible mistake.

2. Something that others try to warn you not to do, but you don't listen, and it turns out to be a terrible mistake.
"That idea sounds a lot like banana fish to me." or, "Don't do that! It'll turn out to be banana fish!"
by The Garrats September 22, 2008
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Banana cake

Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.

It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.

Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:

Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!

Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?

Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3

Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.

Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?

Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....

Dee: Now you're talking baby!
by Higzy Teflon June 10, 2010
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