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Banana Hammock 

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?
I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

banana hammock 

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

Banana Hammock 

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down
Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.
Banana Hammock by Leonideez May 29, 2021

Banana-Hammock 

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.
Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!
Banana-Hammock by Babe Moore December 3, 2005

banana-hammock 

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.
thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.
banana-hammock by periwinkle1996 September 25, 2010

Banana Hammock Jamboree 

A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.