balzate

(verb) to balzate: to miss/'bounce' a certain event, person, etc. (often purposely). Due to its Italian origins, it is conventionally accompanied with an Italian hand gesture.

Bob: I'm too lazy to do anything, I will have to balzate football.
OR
Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.

by ushwhatabelt April 28, 2017

baldacchino

Sexy mother fucking lastname also known as the zaynos lad

Oh yo thats fuckin baldacchino

by Gio the turtle February 24, 2019

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Intellectual ballache

Inability to express yourself for fear of drowning the recipient.

The sufferer has too much to say and fear that he or she will not be understood and that the recipient will feel overwhelmed.

I was on a date with a really cute, but not too clever, guy yesterday. I suffered from intellectual ballache throughout the date. He is not used to dating academics.

by Alexia de la Mozzarella November 27, 2020

baldacci

The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.

Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.

by Pinhead February 26, 2006

ballzach

Name of a person who is often cocky and still yet a douche bag. Ballzach's have spitting problems and usually drool when laughing so hard.

"Yo did you see ballzach drool after he took a dump on that kids car"

by David Bernard December 15, 2008

Balzalderac

This word means let it go.

Dude, just balzalderac...

by Dictionarist December 3, 2016