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A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.
Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!
by The Fifth Survivor July 4, 2007
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Ballard

To steal.
To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
To commit theft.
That money is for all of us, don't ballard it!
by John Doeee July 31, 2006
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ballard

That ballard has corn in it
by god66475 November 1, 2013
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ballard

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008
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balltard

A derogatory name for globe earthers.
They usually repeat the same 5 questions when debating flat earth, and always end up spiralling and using insults.
Those balltards really spiral whenever we present our proof.
by cicero/cici May 2, 2021
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Logan Ballard

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.
He's better than me at everything, we should call him The Logan Ballard.
by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018
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you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.
i need me THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE, money is no object, i must have it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
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