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ballsack sports

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.
Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"
by grindneverstops March 3, 2022
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morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
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Bollzackee

A word made up by Doni Bobes, a famous minecraft youtuber, in the intro of his video “Secretly using a Real Life Camera Mod on my Friends World…”
‘Then, in the second round, I’m gonna make up a word, that I have NO IDEA what is means(bollzackee)- i'm gonna make up a word on the spot!’ - Doni Bobes
by setharooski August 28, 2021
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Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.
by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008
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spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.
by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009
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ballsacking

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.
Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
by asphalt girl January 5, 2015
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Ballsack

by Jetty boy March 25, 2022
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