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99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
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Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
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big fat balloons

Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.
“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”
by Big fat ballooon April 22, 2019
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water balloons

by milk man November 9, 2003
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99 red balloons

only the best song ever

originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger
by Tizzle May 13, 2005
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Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits
Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.
by TooSick4U August 27, 2005
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Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal
Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.
by rhinografix March 27, 2011
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