BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.

Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.

by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016

Ballistic Therapy

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.

"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam

by Pribs - The One and Only August 09, 2012

Homo-ballistic

The male version of a dramatic hissy fit / being a huge girlie bender about stupid shite

Fuck me Matt's going homo-ballistic about his hair

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

Kentucky Ballistic

Sexual act. When a vagina starts to bleed and you stick your thumb in the hole. Especially when you're slapping cheeks in the other hole.

Last night I was slapping rounds in Kaleys ass and she started her period so I Kentucky Ballistic it until I finish cumming.

by Demodonutak May 21, 2021

Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.

John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!

by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018

Kentucky ballistic

Interesting your thumb into the neckhole of a chain smoker.

Little Johnny asked for the Kentucky ballistic special from the tweakers in the alleyway.

by Black_cheese21 May 21, 2021

Ballistic Bitch

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you

joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch

by zeta_prime November 15, 2021