Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
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by Barry11 February 19, 2008
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Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 11, 2008
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After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008
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by Steel Can July 10, 2016
Get the shadow balling mug.The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
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Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner
Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
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