baldilocs

Nickname for someone that is going bald

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!

by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014

baldi's basics

just a fucked up game to learn some shiet that doesnt help. u get sum maths but u succ at math so u fail than baldi mad af. baldi scares the shit outa u so u betta watch out.

Yo head baldi. No my head basics.

baldi's basicsed

by YoHeadBaldi May 24, 2018

Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture

A favourite quote by many memers alike, and was originally stated by none other than The True Master himself. In a humorous joke regarding a supposed ‘World War 3’ (which can cause a lot of stress, you know), The True Master stated ‘Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture’. Since then, many memers quote this in a humorous fashion.

‘Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning’ was a game published on the 31st of March, 2018. The game was played by many YouTubers and began to get memed about. Even almost two years later, The True Master still enjoys meming on this game.

Person 1: All this talk around WWIII is kinda worrying me.
The True Master: What, Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture?
Person 1: *bursts out laughing* Brilliant!

by .Mega January 19, 2020

Baldi's Basics

spooky teacher man...

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

by baldi's basics June 6, 2018

baldist

One who is prejudiced against the follicly-challenged.

He's a real baldist!

by Genku July 29, 2003

baldisexual

Baldisexual is a romantic or sexual attraction to Baldi from Baldi's Basics in education and learning or BBIEAL for short

I'm so attracted to Baldi I thin I'm baldisexual

by XXRulerXX June 13, 2018

Baldism

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017