balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008

Ballinous

a person who exudes ballinosity and would be described to be “ballin” by others.

Snoop Dogg was the Most Ballinous Playa in the room and everyone knew it.

by YKTVjusbeinalilballinous June 7, 2021

Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020

baldknobbin

Hittin' the poon with an unsheathed spoon; poppin' the cork with a three-pronged fork.

Sorry to say, but I've done enough baldknobbin in this town to know that Tommy isn't yours, Dane.

by C. H. McLoad October 19, 2007

Ballinosity

When one is ballin', they exude ballinosity.

"You just jealous of my ballinosity"

by Sebby J June 9, 2007

Baldi no returns

If you see a bald person somewhere punch a friend lightly saying “baldi no returns” 👴

*bald person walks by*
Person 1 -‘baldi no returns’ *punches friend lightly’
Person 2 - darn it

by Legend937474848 May 11, 2019