nigger blasting

The act of turning your speakers up to the point of blowing the speakers and eardrums.

Son, these are new speakers, don't go nigger blasting them.

by Donald Goode September 3, 2007

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Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast

Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?

by dEdzilla September 25, 2014

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bear-blasting

The sport invented by powerthirst drinkers beacuse they were to energetic for other sports!

Jim and i went bear-blasting after throwing back a can of POWERTHIRST!

by J-Frankz December 11, 2007

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Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012

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Pikachu blasting

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.

The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.

by John Grossbard January 11, 2013

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Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

by Craig00 February 12, 2006

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