bakery of rolls

When one is carrying an extremely large amount of fat around the mid-section.

Damn, Viridian's got a bakery of rolls.

by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

bakery slut

a slut commonly found in a bakery. Kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of fucking. She will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. Sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.

Why the fuck is Alex buying that bakery slut some flowers? That bitch doesn't even like him!! Plus, she's 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?

by bojzzle October 25, 2006

Bakery Fresh

A man fucks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a blow job to get the jelly off.

Ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!

by assphobia September 23, 2010

bakery fresh

the state of being freshly baked

"They callin' me Bakery Fresh, because I'm so freshly baked, and you can't be layin a finger on tha money that I make..."

by bakery fresh April 6, 2006

Bakery owner

Gayish mahesh babu cooks pork for zoonear ntr

Its bakery owner who performs job

by Gangam styl January 3, 2021

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018