A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons

Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

by Monkey basket June 9, 2003

you baboon

When someone does something stupid, or acts in a way that might lead people to think they are stupid

Julian said Blake is gay
Julian, omg you baboon

by dayton_byrne1 January 18, 2018

Baboonery

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

Bamboonding

Pounding or being aggressively pounded via the female shag-hole.

*Gush warning!

Why's my sister limping?
She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.

by FakeIndianReese May 28, 2014

Baboonin

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club

"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"

by SlowBlows September 7, 2014

Babboonary

It means to be silly and slap-stick

"STOP Your babboonary"
Shouted Miss silver

by Rogers lambs June 3, 2017