bad dog

The act of a male releasing fecal matter onto his female counterpart's pubic hair, then rubbing his nose in it while proclaiming "bad dog".

Last night, my wife made me do the bad dog.

by UncleMarty June 29, 2010

BAD DOG

A bad dog is a dog that is misbehaved and usually punished verbally for its actions by saying "BAD DOG!"

My dog Rowdy is a very very very very BAD DOG!

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF August 20, 2021

Down Bad Donald

After the disappointment of the Tulsa Rally, 45th President Donald Trump was pictured walking from Marine One with tie undone and hat in hand. Defeated, disappointed, and down bad.

Whether you loved him or hated him, any guy can relate to the emotion Donald felt as he was forced to walk by eager photographers.

We all have our moments in life, and sometimes you’re as down bad as the Don was.

Hey man, what’s wrong?
Dawg I’d do anything to get some poon. It’s been so long.

Are you a Down Bad Donald?
Yes, yes I am.

by WiltMichaels June 28, 2021

Sink the bad dog

The act of having male-to-male anal sex.

A man walks into a bar and announces, "I'm ready to sink the bad dog" this evening.

by Rainier42 February 5, 2010

Bad dong

"Richard, Greg, what is your answer?"

"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*

Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here

Bad dong.

I know your laughing

by Pseudonyms I think 🤔 August 31, 2022

bad dog

Used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. In order to properly administer the "bad dog" verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement BAD DOG! (Hand Gustier is optional)

**You just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a glass of water, or you saw something that was really bad**

"Dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a BAD DOG"

"That song was a bad dog"

"Oh Bad Dog..."

"I just cut my damn hand, Bad Dog"

*your friend just cut one "Dude...Bad Dog"

"He fucked her, bad dog"

by Michael Peterson April 13, 2007

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003