strip-of-bacon

what happens when you slice up a cop with your knife

man Keeshon got 5 years for makin that cop into a strip of bacon

by Justin Bird February 23, 2004

strip-of-bacon

it is a landing strip, super dumbass.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

strip-of-bacon

Sliced thin, back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked.

Tom took the large pig and sliced him into a strip-of-bacon.

by Flamez_Hedgehog June 23, 2004

Strip of bacon

A police officer.

Variation of 'pig'.

Singular: strip of bacon, pig, oinker

Plural: bacon, pork, pigs, oinkers

Watch out! There's a strip of bacon up ahead with a radar gun and he'll write you a speeding ticket if you don't slow down.

by twtbc April 30, 2010

strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

Baton Strikes

A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.

Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...

by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023