Blackman Reflexes

when a coloured kid in a playground preforms a dodge or acrobatic skill that requires tremendous skill or physical prowess

that kid has amazing blackman reflexes or look at that black man reflex

by Kyd_Swagger February 16, 2010

Running backhand slip n' slide

While fucking a girl, bent over the bed, you pull out, run to the opposite wall, tag it, then run back as fast as you can. Attempt to reinsert your cock into the girl while at a full sprint. After that is acomplished, lean forward to allow your cock to fall out and slade across her back, plant your hand on the bed, then vault your body into a backhand spring, land on your feet and yell shazam!

"Wow i cant believe i pulled off a Running backhand slip n' slide!"

by ProElement July 29, 2009

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.

Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.

by Fuckernator March 12, 2007

bockman effect

Getting everyone at a gathering to take a shot

The Bockman effect is in full effect tonight! Everyone is drunk!

by Meeeps3 February 17, 2017

backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.

"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."

by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017

backhanded compliment

What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.

The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.

by Anon April 19, 2005