American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.

Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

by T-Brad June 14, 2014

Texter Backer

A person who can be relied on to text back.

They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.

"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"

"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."

by Yomin_Carr March 31, 2010

Bad backer

This is someone who fakes a disability to claim benefits. Eg carrying a walking stick that never touches the floor.

He's a bad backer

by GkTrax November 21, 2016

brown backer

when you fuck someone so hard in the ass that they shit themselves

dude this fuckin chick shit all over my cock when i gave her a brown backer and i socked her in the face

by dhbcvvbc July 22, 2007

jaw backer

just another way of sayin chewin tobacco

"ay leroy lemme get some of that jaw backer"

by semperfi8762 March 25, 2010

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

by S.Word March 14, 2011

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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023