baby backed bitch

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.

"You Baby Backed Bitch!"

by WTFisApseudonym January 22, 2009

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Back End of the Bat Mobile

The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry.

"I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile."

by Snapper240 July 16, 2005

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

by Mudesi December 23, 2004

backed out

When a moment of conflict arises, one person expresses a need to talk about an issue of significant importance to them and the other avoids it. The result is a lasting resentment between the two that eventually declines the value of friendship.

When he expressed the need to talk, though clearly disturbed and hurt, she "backed out" with a hope that nothing would happen.

by asdfg_hi November 28, 2011