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back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.
Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!
by negafrequency April 17, 2012
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Back-burner Bitch

1. A bitch who keeps all the pots and pan on the back fucking burner, rather than in the fucking pots and pans cabinet.
2. A command while two people are in the kitchen cooking together, typically pronounced: Back-burner, Bitch!
3. Another word for a secondary-bitch, or back-up bitch, or side-bitch, this can be a chick-bitch or a man-bitch.
4. A bitch who burns your back at a tanning salon.
Sweetie, love of my life, put the fucking spaghetti sauce on the back-burner, bitch, or I will fucking make you my back-burner bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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The Back Burner Method

Method of maintaining a multitude of girls at the same time in order to "pick and choose" which one you want to peruse or have as a primary. Start with one girl; talk to her and gain her interest. Then, if you become bored of girl #1, put her on the "back burner," a state of communication in which you are stringing a girl casually along by keeping her interested. At the same time repeat this process with another girl(while you still have one on the burner) until bored again. Repeat this process until a satisfactory number if girls are on your back burner. You now have a plethora of girl available to be your "primary" girl.
1. Sorry I cannot hang out with you I'm currently busy, but another time for sure. A.K.A. The Back Burner Method

2. I think you are very attractive, and you are really cool, but I'm not in a place for a commitment at the moment.

3. No.
by The Third and Dirty Sanchez August 3, 2013
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Wisconsin Back Burner

To accidentally shit yourself while doing a hand stand, causing shit to run down your back.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He notedly Wisconsin back burnered on accident in the 2013 Olympics.
by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015
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BlockBurner

1). A song thats so hot that your whole block knows and sings the song when a car playing it passes by.
2). A person who singlehandedly tagged his/her own block with every form of graffiti and finishes his/her work with a piece on the biggest untouched wall on his/her block.
3). A motorcyle or car that rides so fast down your block it leaves skid marks and the smell of burnt rubber on it.
1). (Car blasting Lil Wayne's lollipop song) OMFG!!!! This that b..b..b..b BlockBurner nigga!! Ohhh yeah!! Lick lick me like a lollipop!!
2).Hey man! Only legends and the pros of the pros who pulled it off can be named a blockburner not you assy toys!!
3). That corvette's gonna need some tough tires cause thats a full blown BlockBurner.
by TheSage64 October 22, 2008
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Back burner girl

It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.
If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.
by Gettinhorsey May 22, 2016
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back burner bitch

when you are going out with someone or trying to get someones attention but they refuse to spend time with you or acknowledge you.
bob, quit treating me like some back burner bitch!
i'm going to have your baby!

betty you are looking a little hefty; you are a back burner bitch! i have a date with mistress sheila.
by aprovecharse December 12, 2008
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