A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006
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Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.
Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.
by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018
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Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage
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