The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
Get the Back hander slander panda mug.whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.
i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.
by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007
Get the back handed stink bug mug.Cass: this fat dude just messaged me a weird thing
Madaline: he's trying to back handspring you
Cass: oh lord
Madaline: he's trying to back handspring you
Cass: oh lord
by Lil cass September 13, 2017
Get the Back handspring mug.Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.
Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.
Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult
Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.
Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult
by The Duk3 March 29, 2021
Get the Back-handed insult mug.When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012
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Get the Back handed scuttle wank mug.When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
by Gripster August 29, 2023
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