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Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.
i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.
by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007
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Back handspring

When fat pieces of shits try to slide into your dms trynna do tricks
Cass: this fat dude just messaged me a weird thing

Madaline: he's trying to back handspring you

Cass: oh lord
by Lil cass September 13, 2017
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Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment
Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult
by The Duk3 March 29, 2021
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Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"
by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012
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Back handed scuttle wank

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.
by Filth monger. April 15, 2022
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Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen
by Gripster August 29, 2023
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