Baby Shower 

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool

“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”

Baby Shower by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.

The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!

Baby shower by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Slovakian Baby Shower 

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.

Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.

Slovakian Baby Shower by [e-mail] January 25, 2020

Canadian Baby Shower 

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.

It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!

Canadian Baby Shower by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014

Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

Roman Baby Shower by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009

Texas Baby Shower 

When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas

me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night

Texas Baby Shower by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009

Philadelphia baby shower 

The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby

I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night

Philadelphia baby shower by Short dick spit clit February 8, 2018