Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.

My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009

baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!

Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.

by Abby Davis December 25, 2008

Baby Dick

Somebody that has a penis equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!

Levi a baby dick and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.

by guess who! September 14, 2003

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 15, 2008

baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004

baby dick syndrome

It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.

Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!

by nasboss August 27, 2014

Baby Dick Health

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.

Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018