Barberista 

A person who serves you coffee and then cuts your hair.

My barberista gave me a shitty haircut, but the coffee always keeps me coming back.

Barberista by BungleMr September 4, 2011

Arvin Bautista 

Goes by many names, including: Arveen, Arving, Avin, ARRRRVIN, Arvenis Penis, Arniv. He loves these nicknames but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want them to feel obliged to call him these embarrassing names. He doesn't like Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D but pretends he doesn't mind him because he's worried about having an orange thrown at him Always wears a mask to hide his identity as a spy from Antarctica.

Barbaroso: Ayo bro sheeeeeesh... Is that top G Arvin Bautista?????
Arvinus Big Penus: Yo dawgg it is my main man Arv G!!
Arvin Bautista: Yo whaddup broskis bruv famalam g dem innit

Arvin Bautista by JinglyJangly December 8, 2022

Batista 

a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA

Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.

Batista by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 9, 2008

Big Dave Bautista 

Large, heavily-muscled individual.

Woah, look at that dude. Fuckin, Big Dave Bautista!

Big Dave Bautista by Nate Wright III January 25, 2008

batista 

a wrestler who beat randy orton,triple h,and ric flair and some other people

oh my god! batista just batista bombed coach!

batista by sykotic ninja December 28, 2005

batista 

real name: David Bautista. His father is a Filipino and his mother is Greek. Has a Filipina wife and 2 daughters. Born and raised in Washington, DC. Former wrestling name: Leviathan. Looks definitely sexier in clothes than without it.

Batista looks so hot in his expensive suit!

batista by joannes08 September 18, 2006

batista 

A Sexy girf of god to women. and men.
A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.

Batista just Batista bombed the Undertaker

batista by Miss JinX December 28, 2005