couples baby shower

A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.

Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.

by Not tcope September 25, 2013

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 22, 2008

shower babies

When one masturbates in the shower and semen lands on the soap. Soon after, a female uses the soap, and becomes pregnant.

My sister had twin shower babies and I don't know whether to call them nephews or sons.

by skinsgamer March 5, 2009

Shower Baby

A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day

Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough

Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet

by Broham May 30, 2019

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025