bison hoof

abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.

I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

Bison Bomb

When having sex,you flip your partners legs up over their head,until their feet touch the floor..and they are completely upside down. Then you give that vag a repetitive downward thrust with your man meat,and pound it into a pulp.

That bobblehead bitch Sandra came by this weekend. I gave that beav a proper bison bomb

by T999 July 18, 2019

BISONT

a person disowned from society, who isolates himself from the outside world and his friends

you are such a bisont

by sessoculo July 16, 2021

bisontastical

Equal in splendor to the noble bison.

That pickle is quite bisontastical.

by Horatio January 25, 2005

Bison Log

A big old throb'n cock

Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.

by Bisonlog August 20, 2008

War-Bison

When a person is so obese and ugly that it makes you want to saddle him/her, reign them, and ride them into battle.

While on my way to Sun Taco a heard of war-bisons were exiting the local feed pen (aka McDonalds) to head back to their watering hole (aka Coldstones).

by todd's production nation November 12, 2010

The Viking Bison Disco Inferno

The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.

Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"

The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.

by Aleisel April 5, 2009