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buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.
he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"
by viciousk March 11, 2008
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buy-it-nowed

the past tense of eBay's Buy It Now
I just buy-it-nowed 1500 stickers on eBay
by mitch_d December 12, 2009
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buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.
by Toadaron December 4, 2010
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buy applause on itunes

buy applause on itunes YAAAASS GAGA YAAAS
by buttbotox November 6, 2013
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buy bust

When an undercover cop approaches a low level drug dealer on the street and asks to buy drugs. The dealer is arrested when he produces drugs for the cop.

The defense of entrapment does not work -- if the drug dealer was not coerced into selling the drugs than he/she is legally guilty.
-yo dawwwg, can a brotha get some crack?

-Sure homey, 10 bucks, two rocks.

-NIGGA YOU BUSTED BY THE BUY BUST!!!!! aww shit, get yo black ass down to the precinct: 36 months in the slammah, bitch! Did you know that for committing the same crime in Seattle, a black man is 2200% more likely to get arrested than a white man?
by phil.com August 30, 2006
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buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate
PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"
by thebug April 9, 2008
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buy large mansions

We don’t be needin’ to spend our green on savin’ lives! We finnin’ a buy large mansions!!
by Stumpalicious May 17, 2022
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