Bullscarab

One of the many words ancient Egyptians used to swear with.
Others include Son of a Mummy and Mother of Ra!
It's used as an expression of shock, sudden joy, or extreme disgust.

It is not recommended that you use this expression in public as you
will most likely receive dirty looks.

Holy bullscarab! Suntrust is such a legit bank!

by SuntrustLover November 29, 2011

I call bullshit

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011

bullshido

martial arts instruction that is fruadulent, inept or otherwise not worth trusting (from a pormonteau of bushido and bullshit)

If the instructor appears to be out to make money, than the chances are that you will probably encounter bullshido.

by Light Joker April 2, 2007

no bullshit attitude

A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.

And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?

It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.

A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.

I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.

by hfontana August 14, 2016

Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

by Fraknor May 19, 2008

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 18, 2007