Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

by DanoNYC February 3, 2010

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no bones day

A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.

Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix

by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

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banksoopy brickler

A person who says they like banksoopy brickle, even though its not a real word.

Nathan: "Have you ever tried banksoopy brickle?
Senator TP: "Oh of course! It's my favorite dessert!"
Nathan: "LOL! You're a banksoopy brickler!"

by Banksoopy Brickle September 3, 2019

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Bankshafting

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft

Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.

by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

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