boneriffic

GLEE, AS PERTAINING TO BONERS AND RIFFIC SHIT...not just sexual, just killer!

Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!

by sandspit November 4, 2009

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

bonerjams

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

by lpvitus October 28, 2009

bonertastic

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Boneramous

A verb to describe a tit sucking prick who cuts holes in his pants to play pocket pool.

Hey that Chris kid is a real boneramous.

by WIldmans January 27, 2010

bonerific

Variant of the word "terrific". The prefix boner, here slang for the male genitalia, acts as an intensifier. Usually used in reference to an attractive specimen of the female species.

1) "Woah, that chick was bonerific!"
2) "That girl's ass is bonerific."

by Der_Ritter September 24, 2006