body bag syndrome

A condition in which one's entire body should be sealed in a body bag, so that others needn't suffer to see it. This affliction is a more serious version of Paper Bag Syndrome.

"So Gaby was leaning over in class today, and her boobs almost fell out, you should have seen it."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

Body Bag

To physically dominate your partner in bed, by metaphorically putting her through the bed, through the floor and into the ground.

Simply put, to have sex or having the urge to have sex with another individual

Last night I body bagged that female. (often followed by a high five)
I got body bagged by that male. (often followed by judgement)

by BeersnTears February 12, 2017

Bodybagged

When you throw a towel at a woman's vagina to clean up

Yo I banged that bitch so good last night I bodybagged her pussy.

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 10, 2019

bodybaginthedumpster

A sexy young asian man who creates a large amount of "criminality" montages on YouTube.

dude i hit a beam almost as good as bodybaginthedumpster

by 4loq August 20, 2024

Bodybang

The act of sticking a firecracker up someone's ass and lighting it. Causing there body to go "bang"

Yo bro I totally did a Bodybang on Tommy yesterday

by _Tom_ September 23, 2021

Body Bag

Noun

The numerical constant described by a woman with a body count high enough to have taken enough cumulative length of dick to measures the average man’s height.

14?! You’re a fucking body bag.

by mgur October 8, 2023

Brown Body Bag Special

used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.

"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "

"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"

by Syn Gates October 21, 2008